This is obviously not an item that is completely unrelated to my music in every possible way. Yes, it is a giant webcomic collection, but some of the characters are musical! They may even sing songs about elves! In fact, at one point, a character mentions singing songs in Elvish! This makes the book thematically relevant. I am wholly confident that this is completely true.

NOTE: Since I store the books at a friend's house, and I can't access them at the moment due to the COVID-19 crisis, I have temporarily marked the number of books remaining as 0. I'll change this once I have access to the books again. However, right now, though they exist, I can't get at them.

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